dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
NoShamevember. You game?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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