I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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