I can tuck mytits in my pants
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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