Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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