I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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