How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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