Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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