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My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Come see our sink grown plant.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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