okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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