Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
