So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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