I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
