She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Sext me about skeletons
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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