What a fucking waste of an outfit
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Randomize
