Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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