Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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