There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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