New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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