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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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