no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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