you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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