I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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