Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
