I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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