garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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