sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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