pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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