I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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