On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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