We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
