You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I would fuck him just for his dog
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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