16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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