Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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