i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
i drank out of a bidet.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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