Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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