Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
it glows. i had to have it.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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