I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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