I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Is it because I queefed?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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