Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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