if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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