Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
