And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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