i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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