Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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