No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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