I must be too annoying 4 u.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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