Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I want a musical about memes.
Randomize