i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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