She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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