But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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