You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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